Short hair, do care 

An uptight state of being. The opposite of the popular Lil' Wayne phrase: "long hair, don't care". This can be used to describe somebody who is feverishly working on homework, someone whos very self concious, or anybody that just cares too much in general. This word is also used to describe butch lesbians, similar to the ones seen in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad.

Did you see the lesbos in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad? They were all short hair, do care.

Short hair, do care by Urine My Prayers April 30, 2011

Cakey 

Adjective: term prevelant in the mid 1990's; used to describe a weak, pathethic, 'cheesy' or 'lame' person/object

"Uhhhh - you're so cakey!"
"I'm not wearing that, it's cakey."

Cakey by Jaladinsane April 16, 2006

carebearism 

It's called carebearism when people want to agree and be nice to each other on a forum.

Tuffguy posts Monday, March 29th 2004
My tummy hurts.

Trikk reply Monday, March 29th 2004
Awww can I do anything for you?

carebearism by TrOLL March 29, 2004

Caree 

Caree is a super hot boy with pretty boy swag. As soon as you meet one, you will fall in love right on the spot. He likes to fight, yet its so cute when he does it. You would love for him to fight over you I guarantee it. He will sweep you off your feet if he likes you, he will tease you too, then he'll shut up when you tell him :)

Caree: Lexi is ugly
Lexi:Caree looks like shit
Caree: Shut up.
Lexi:Shut up
Caree: Ok I'll shut up.

Caree by Lexxiii February 5, 2013

long hair don't care 

Lil Wayne often uses this in his lyrics. He is saying he doesn't care if a girl, chick, woman, whoever has a "bush" or long pubic hairs. He will still fuck you.

Mr.Carter-Lil Wayne

I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care

You can also see it like these,

long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care

long hair don't care by it ain't chabooty it chabeauty January 21, 2010

career tragectory 

a career path marked by increasing amounts of tragedy, lameness, futility, ineptitude, respect, and/or pay.

Vic's career tragectory included starting at Lehman Brothers, then Bernie Madoff's firm, then jail, and now he's working at the Wendy's drive-thru.

career tragectory by katewoo April 28, 2011

dolphin special care bathroom

Dolphin is a company. They make bathrooms. These bathrooms are for people who need special care. Therefore, they are called dolphin special care bathrooms.

This is a way of calling a person a retard.

A child was rolling around on the floor screaming and being rather odd. Sally said "Go to your dolphin special care bathroom".

dolphin special care bathroom by Duncan Maud January 14, 2007