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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of boarding hit-at an angle of course-the point of which is to injure a player of the opposing team.
NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is meaningless. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was permitted.
by Sexydimma April 30, 2014
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Charfruiterie Board

A Charfruiterie Board is a vegetarian (and fruitarian) option for those who don’t consume the foods typically on a Charcuterie Board. It’s a fancy way of saying Fruit Platter.
Oh no - I forgot to make something for the pot luck! …Aha! I’ll just buy a Fruit Platter from the grocery store, dump it out onto a wooden board, and stick a bowl of yogurt on it as a dip… I shall announce loudly that I have contributed the Charfruiterie Board for the event. Everyone will be forever in awe of my talents!
by Mandi Harmony June 4, 2022
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board

The seasoned actress, after a long hiatus, felt a thrill return as she stepped back onto the boards.
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
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Gravity Boarding

Cruising around on your board, while stoned out of your mind.
"Yo dude wanna go gravity boarding later??"
by TJdoesdie May 30, 2015
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choice board

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do
I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards
by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 21, 2019
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Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)
Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition is named after Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins and his infamous hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit ; the NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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