Blood Job

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.

"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."

by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009

on the blood

a phrase meaning "i swear to the blood gang"

"On the blood, Jayquan be trippin' yo."
"real talk playa."

by T Hughes April 24, 2006

Techno Blood

People who define themselves as the true blooded european (even though it is their parents who are from the motherland); Euro's who define being Euro by god awful techno music, faux hawks, and tight bright dress shirts. Insist on chanting "PARRRTY ROCK BOOOYZ". Play techno 24/7, even if they are the only techno blood in the room.

Person1: I can't handle going to his house anymore
Person2: Why? Is it the techno beats?
Person1: Yes, exactly, I can't put up with it any longer. It's not real music. His friends love it though, it's all they listen to, its because he's Euro.
Person2: First thing - his parents are Euro. Second, stay away from the techno bloods.

by 3and1yumyum December 7, 2009

blood sword

Your cock after having sex with a girl on her period, covered in blood.

Ben: "I've shagged a girl on a period before..."
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"

by Wonderwake August 26, 2009

blooper show

A blooper show happens when the cast of a theatrical play decides to add in various things not a part of the original blocking or lines for their own amusement. though amusing, it is considered incredibly unprofessional

We decided to do a blooper show and the director was livid

by janlari584 August 20, 2009

Blood fillet

When a girl/woman is on her menstraul cycle, and everybody can smell her except for herself.

"Why, she openin her legs, I smell dat blood fillet ova here!"

by The cherry 1! August 5, 2005

blogplanation

posting a blog to explain a random nonsensical or cryptic status post on a social networking site.

status: wondering where this is going.

comments:
Are you going to post a blogplanation? Where what is going???

by AleciaLJ June 1, 2009