bullshit alarm

When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.

I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!

by Julius Wrightmoore June 4, 2021

dirty alarna

The act of inserting a champagne bottle into a girls anus then popping the cork before catching the champagne in a glass that has the males semen in it before drinking it

'I gave her a dirty alarna last night it was hilarious'

by Jimmyglitters;) July 8, 2021

Balls Alarm

When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.

It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.

Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.

by Babeofmanywords July 16, 2021

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

Ghetto alarm clock

When you sleep through your alarms and your friends come over to wake you up by banging on your bedroom window.

"Austin's phone died last night, but the ghetto alarm clock woke him up."

by Nathan V. September 26, 2021

Freddy Alarcon

A FUCKING SEXY AS HUMAN BEING WITH SO MUCH HOES AND BITCHES

ROBERT: HOLY SHIT IS THAT FREDDY ALARCON
FREDDY ALARCON: FUCK YEA

by INC_SPYDER November 22, 2021

te araroa

te araroa is a very nice girl who has a amazing personality and does not give a fuck what people think and she is very outgoing and is a great friend if you let her be she can light a room in one second with her jokes

i’ve had a bad day untill te araroa walked in!!

by anonymous November 23, 2021