architectural masturbation

the act of formal, visual, verbal or written self gratification (or any combination of the aforementioned) during the process of, or upon 'completion' of designing a building which is commonly post-rationalized to veil a total lack of spatial, theoretical, functional, and conceptual rigour

Architectural Masturbation is exemplified by schools and practices such as Southern California Institute of Architects, Zaha Hadid Architects, Frank Gehry, many studios at the Architectural Association and UCL Bartlett, Coop Himmelblau, all among countless other kindred spirits, next-generation torch bearers and even sloppier imitators of which one notable example is Randall Stout Architects.

by cbot07 September 25, 2013

archuleta

-Is usually a last name, that any girl will be lucky to take as her own one day. Archuletas' are usally very sweet,nice, caring, trustworthy, truthful, and funny. He can always make you laugh and pick you up when you're down, there is nothing he cant do. Archuletas' are usally very good a sex and have even been called a 'sex god' before with large dicks. They are really shy at first but will be very open after you get to know him. He may not be the most attractive guy in the world but he will make you fall for him in a second and dont let him go. Hes a very good kisser. He is the type of guy who will joke around every chance he gets but will be serious when he has to. Archuleta is the name I want to be one day taken by. ♡

I wanna marry an archuleta.

by smileynialler May 25, 2014

architected

Architected: faux verb often employed by IT professional, created by co-opting a noun from another industry.

“I architected this building” said no architect ever.

by PapaCee February 8, 2017

Archie

Archie is so sexy big cock and especially hot 🥵 I would bang any day

“Archie is hot”

by Joe biven May 3, 2022

sex arching

When a girl is sitting on your lap facing you (naked). Then she does a backbend till her head touches the floor. Allowing you to massage her frontside!

"Dude I went over to my girls house and she was sex arching on me, it was great!"

by bear_9191 August 16, 2011

Archer Yay

1. A sarcastic declaration of "yay," delivered in a mild tone as a response to seemingly good (or neutral) news that the speaker knows or suspects will have negative implications for him/herself. References the FX cartoon ARCHER, where the eponymous super-spy often responds to such situations with a weak and sarcastic, "yay."

Friend 1: How did your girlfriend take the news that you got that job at the strip club?
Friend 2: With a perfect "Archer Yay," man.

Friend 1: Yay!
Friend 2: Are you really happy for me or was that just an "Archer Yay?" Hard for me to tell.

by bebbz April 3, 2011

higher up the archy

The place to where you report the unfounded and often piontless complaints of awful customers.

I'm very sory about that madam, I promise to report it higher up the archy.

by Jules van Cruysen November 15, 2005