Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.
Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.
by Se7en November 15, 2006
Get the trans-alaskan pipeline mug.When one shits in a girl's vagina, then puts a strap-on on their head and proceeds to fuck the girl with it.
Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina
Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head
Hence the alaskan series - shitting a girl's vagina
Hence the unicorn - strap-on on the head
Why does that guy have shit all over his head?
He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn
That's fuckin' gross
Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...
He just gave his girl an Alaskan Unicorn
That's fuckin' gross
Yeah, I know. Kinky, too...
by Anatomy Class 2010 April 7, 2009
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The Alaskan Bulldog is a sex act where a couple is going at it doggy style in a very cold area, and as the coldness of the vagina and vaginal juices freezes the dick in place. The man then rips his dick angrily out and rips the vulva out along with the loose skin around the shaft of his penis off. He then goes up to the crying woman's mouth and forces her to eat her own vulva and his dickskin all the while making loud and obnoxious barking noises at her. Then after the organs are consumed, lifts his leg and pisses in her face to mark his territory. And quickly runs off on all fours.
So I heard Sheila was given an Alaskan Bulldog by Rick, she's been crying for days!!! Serves that bitch right.
by The0ceanMan July 24, 2011
Get the Alaskan Bulldog mug.Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.
Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup
by Tha alaskan January 4, 2011
Get the Alaskan short fuse mug.Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
by mistersmith1990 June 8, 2009
Get the Alaskan Salt Shaker mug.Verb or Adjective. A person who sucks at overall knowledge. A male in particular who cannot grasp the concept of 2+2 or fails at everything. A rejected outcast that people come to shun and/or hate.
by ThatFischerGuy September 24, 2011
Get the Abascal mug.1:Hey look an Alaskan Firedragon!!!
2:Psh! theres a sober eskimo.
1:what, where thats much more uncommon to see
2:oh, too late. you missed it. she just pulled out a bottle of alchol
1:damn... what to go see if we can witness global warming??
2: sure, why not
2:Psh! theres a sober eskimo.
1:what, where thats much more uncommon to see
2:oh, too late. you missed it. she just pulled out a bottle of alchol
1:damn... what to go see if we can witness global warming??
2: sure, why not
by rafie September 2, 2008
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