Affleck

ruin/upset/mess up see also screwed

oh no i afflecked myself by marrying a publicity seeking fat assed ho'. this marriage wont last a year..

by john August 21, 2003

e-affectionate

What happened to Ned Beatty in the movie "Deliverance".

The mountain man was "E-affectionate" to Bobby (or
in this case "eeeeeeeeee-affectionate".

by Teeyum September 30, 2005

affie

Short term for an Afghanistani/Afghan.

You fucking affie's are heroin smokers and terrorists.

by Jon Stokekeimer December 14, 2008

in this case a fear of affirmation

see usually instated by the male of a relationship and also ha s to do with extreme nervousness and fear of rejection

I can't believe you would want to know the definition of in this case a fear of affirmation.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

affadavit

Very Rare. Only comes about with the coexistence of one "YOUNGEST", and one "GREAT AFFA." Only then, do you truly have an affa-david. ha, youngest...

Affadavit is much too rare an occurence to cite an example.

by roppa March 24, 2008

black tie affair

Sexual act where the man first penetrates a woman (not his wife/girlfriend) in the anus. Then, he proceeds to titty-bang the same woman leaving a distinct line down her chest, thus the name black tie affair.

I left my wife at home and took the baby sitter to a black tie affair.

by Robert Pilfry March 7, 2008

affordabple

A very special and specific type of hand made pipe, commonly made from meerschaum, that is both afforable and makes the user appear to be a very dapper sort of gentleman.

"A good day to you sir! My, you do look well I must say."
"Why thank you kind sir, it is my new affordabple pipe you must be noticing."
"Quite."
"Yes, Quite."

by Lampshade April 25, 2006