Ass-maurader

Any individual who routinely plunders, invades, and/or pillages the ass of another.

1. Because of his many expeditions into the rectal portions of other men, Mark Hamilton is considered an Ass-maurader by many.

2. Mark Hamilton's continual invasion of his (male) secretary's ass eventually let to him being defined as an Ass-maurader.

3. An Ass-maurader, such as UA President Mark Hamilton, makes frequent journeys to the rectal regions of others.

by jj1221 October 17, 2009

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ass groove

A depression in the cushion of a couch or chair formed by many hours of sitting. First known usage by Homer Simpson.

Don't sit in my ass groove! You'll mess it up.

by kelly September 12, 2003

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Ass kisser

a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks

My co-worker Josh is such an ass kisser

by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004

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Ass to Ass

Originally coined by the ever-excitable Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank in the movie Requiem For a Dream upon seeing two naked girls insert a large dildo in their rectums and then 'push it real good', the usage of this phrase soon became so widespread that it became a universal reply to any question, situation or insult.

Would would you like for breakfast?

ASS TO ASS!

Where shall we go on holiday this year?

ASS TO ASS!

What should we do if the stairwell catches fire?

ASS TO ASS!

You are such a dick, Mr Murphey.

ASS TO ASS!

I hear that penuts are extinct in certain mountainous areas of Paraguay.

ASS TO ASS!

You're acting like a certain child who was here recently.

ASS TO ASS!

I'm gonna pwn you, n00b.

ASS TO ASS!

Surely that's enough, now.

ASS TO ASS!

by Nielzor October 3, 2006

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