noodle cup

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.

Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."

by LS oki February 13, 2014

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017

snoop noodles

Snoop noodles is the term for a black man with dread locks

That nigga over there is rocking them snoop noodles

by Reeceyfries November 14, 2017

Bootie noodles

Another word for chitlins

Yo you seriously bout to eat those bootie noodles

by Imagetry February 20, 2023

Noodle banged

Noodle banged Getting fucked with a limp dick

Bryce: "Hey Jeremy how as last night ... was she ya know .. good ? " Jeremy: "uh I mean Bryce I noodled banged her dude " Noodle banged

by Pine guy October 7, 2017

Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.

Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.

by random710 May 31, 2021

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.

Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"

by BobLee173 May 16, 2016