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WHY CANT I GET A BONER

I can’t get a fucking boner and I’m pissed
IM TRYING TO JACK OFF BUT MY PENIS WONT COMMIT TO IT WHY CANT I GET A BONER WHAT THE FUCK
by Rotten_Cum December 30, 2021
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Why my pee pee green?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with the Incredible Hulk urination may appear green.
Natasha: why my pee pee green?

Bruce Banner: it seems like you fucked the hulk instead of me.
by Fishyotter September 27, 2018
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Because they're Minecraft villager, how the hell can you expect them to be smart???
GIVE ME MENDING!!! why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?
by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022
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john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai
by headshotcraft December 31, 2020
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well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch
John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"
by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016
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Why you built like that?

Because my mom vagina
As in the womb in which you came from.
person 1: Why you build like that?
person 2: Because my mom.

person 1: Ok, why you built like that? because your mom.
by SUSEJ N SYRUP November 12, 2018
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