Still waiting for Hone

A line used for the Force Thirteen shirt of the same line.

"Still waiting for Hone" shirts can be buyable at Spring.

by tridentlve 🔱 August 14, 2022

dumb waiter

When someone has hit rock bottom.

“I just got fired and I have nowhere to live.”
“You’re such a dumb waiter.”

by Ro money February 6, 2023

injury waiting to happen

Injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face

by Louwie May 4, 2024

Hot Waitress Economic Index

Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.

The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.

You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.

Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.

by Sickomonster March 4, 2025

Doing the Waitaki Bridge

Getting in a relationship with a much younger person, usually one not out of school.

Look he's doing the Waitaki Bridge with her, 44 year old male trying to go out with a 17 year old female.

Usually pertaining to a person of predatory behaviour.

by Rat Bite July 28, 2012

Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey December 6, 2015

Shiva Call Waiting

When two Jewish people die within the same week.

Thank god Vivian pays for Shiva Call Waiting or she'd never be able to address both deaths.

by icwish April 24, 2016