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Are you a weightlifter mate?

a way of saying "I need to take a wizz"
standing around at a barbeque, "are you a weightlifter mate?" random bloke "nope" you "ah spewin, I gotta take a piss"
by weightlifter December 9, 2009
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pet weight

A term pet owners use when they're trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight.
My dog isn't fat, it's just pet weight!
by Thuggysuperhero July 19, 2017
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worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.
This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.
by nil12312424 June 3, 2011
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Dead Weight

The lack of spirit. The sole hase left the body. Heavier than usual. Unusual weight that occurs with loss of life.

Unusual weight gain when one is in a choma or relaxed.
My legs was lighter before I became crippled. Now they are just dead weight.
by Swift. C May 22, 2016
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condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.
"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."
by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006
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steve wrights sunday love songs

mushy bbc radio 2 show between 9 - 11am on sunday mornings, mainly listened to by women and snoring men.
Lets listen to steve wrights sunday love songs
by Nick1401 August 14, 2007
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weight

It is the measurement of how fat you are.
by Bannana_Toast May 14, 2018
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