turd chopper 

Another word for butt or ass.

Check out the turd chopper on that chick.

turd chopper by me February 20, 2005

Turd Balls 

The band Live

A group or an individual that is an ass hat or jerk.

The band Live is a bunch of turd balls

Turd Balls by Spam Alot August 21, 2008

turd smash 

1. a hilarious item to order at fast food restaurants either from drive-thru or front counter. (commonly ordered by the can)

2. an insult

uh, yeah... I'd like 3 cans of turd smash

man, you're such a turd smash

turd smash by Brandon Sisk May 15, 2005

turd napper 

a person sleeping in a bathroom stall. Often times snoring loudy to call attention to their activity.

Dude, I went to take a dump and the turd napper has got the stall tied up again!

turd napper by amadding September 26, 2008

Turd Baby 

A baby born out of anal sex. This is where lawyers come from.

Bob1: I was at the law school yesterday watching the new lawyers graduate. What a bunch of jerks.
Bob2: Their mothers are all anal sex addicts. That's how you get a Turd Baby.

Turd Baby by Martymo June 15, 2013

turd nuggets 

noun

a piece of poo resembling a chicken nugget. May have qualities of both poo and chicken nugget

Wow man, do you see those turd nuggets on the lawn? woah that animal must have ae a lot of chicken!

turd nuggets by j.k.l. June 11, 2006

Turd Burgaler 

a turd burgaler is a faggoty person who feels the urge and an unquentiable desire to steal turds

damnnit u turd burgalers!!!stay away away from my porta potty godamn u all!!

Turd Burgaler by chuckles September 6, 2004