crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

by amadding September 26, 2008

what the shiz

an expression of disbelief or great angst

My laptop just died, what the shiz, yo

by amadding July 07, 2008

turd napper

a person sleeping in a bathroom stall. Often times snoring loudy to call attention to their activity.

Dude, I went to take a dump and the turd napper has got the stall tied up again!

by amadding September 26, 2008

racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding August 05, 2008

slurpytech

the operator of a convenience store who typically refuses to put paper in the printer of the "self-service pay at the pump" gas pump and thus forces the customer to walk across the parking lot and stand in line at the cash register just to get a receipt for the gas purchased by paying at the pump.

Same operator may greet customers by saying "I am sorry the slurpy machine is broken. Would you like to buy a lottery ticket"

Dude, I stopped at the JiffyMart and bought gas and as always the slurpytech was too cheap to have paper in the gas pump so I had to stand in line inside the store for 15 minutes while people bought 15 different scratch off tickets. Lame, cheap slurpytech.

by amadding April 12, 2009

indiangish

a combination of Indian and English combined in such a way as to make little or no sense to anyone.

inidangish: "Who Juan Dirdy Six" (english translation: who is numer 136?)

indiangish "You Dirdy Hoar" (english translation: 234)

indiangish "U Sammabeech" (English Translation: Your sandwich)

by amadding April 12, 2009

five bucks

starbucks, a trendy coffee establishment where everything is exorbitantly priced.

Let's meet at five bucks for a cup of coffee.

by amadding August 06, 2008