Tard Truck

Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards.

I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for a spaz to be loaded.

by daddy's little secret February 6, 2009

Soviet Tractor Factory

To fuck a large woman in her armpit/arm fat or similar points where copious amounts of fat are present in fold-like formations (ie. knees, elbows, chin, etc).

"I gave that fat chick a soviet tractor factory last night".
"My doctor says I should stick to soviet tractor factories until the stitches heal and I finish the antibiotics".

by Le Dangle September 18, 2010

cattle trucked

Cockney rhyming slang for 'fucked'.

As an alternative to saying "I'm knackered" meaning that one is exhausted, one could say "I'm cattled" (cattle trucked).

by Markyharley December 25, 2013

texas truck skiing

When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.

Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.

Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.

A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.

Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?

Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me

by The Prospect December 11, 2013

gay trucker

A gay trucker usually known by Rusty or rooster.

The gay trucker arrived to the deer camp late because he was busy trucking and sucking.

by Blueberryblue October 19, 2018

Mack Truck Mamories

A term for above average large breasts. Band sizes larger than 36 and Cup sizes well past F (DDD). Usually cannot buy bras from traditional stores and must custom order or have imported. Cup sizes can range from G to O usually.

You see I’m a 40L, I have a very uncommon bra size. I can’t just send my Mack Truck Mamories out to every guy who smiles at me...

They’re real and they’re spectacular.

by LilyDeflower February 5, 2021

2 Wheeled Dump Truck

the act of placing one's testicles into the anus of a female; essentially an anal tea bagging.

The bitch was so freaky she asked for a 2 wheeled dump truck!

by Mr. Grundle McPhearson May 1, 2005