toad

A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.

Oh dude, TOAD in spandex at 3 o'clock.

by kittymao May 2, 2008

Trade Shoes

Apparently, a euphemism for gay sex among those not yet out of the closet, looking for others like them.

"That guy just asked me if I wanted to trade shoes with him... what the hell was that all about?"

"It means he wanted to have sex with you but didn't know if you were gay or not."

by GasBandit September 14, 2009

trad

a transsexual chad

look ta that hot trad over there. I bet all the guys wanna wanna suck her off.

by gee3 whiz March 18, 2020

Toadrag

1. A person of extreme ugliness

2. Term used to describe an overweight person wearing extremely small or tight clothing

"Damn she's a Toadrag!"
"Oh My God, Look at that Toadrag"

by Shivmifuk September 8, 2005

toadogled

to be checked out in a sexual manner by a disgusting person

Oh, dude, that fugly chick over there just toadogled me.

by BDF June 26, 2007

toadlich

adj. to describe something, anything, when sitting in the real greek with your mrs and her sister

its always really toadlich to see you tash, thanks for a lovely evening

by toadlich May 14, 2008

Toadstaff

Staff given to the Hero of Light by the Elder Toad, in Mushroom Kingdom.

"You recieved the Toadstaff, +50 attack, +15 magic. Aw snaps, boy."

by Nevele September 27, 2008