toasted

fucked up, wasted, drunk off your ass, etc.
Also, bread can be toasted.

Ex 1: She was toasted last night after 65 shots of tequila.
Ex 2: I HAD MY WHEAT BREAD TOASTED LAST NIGHT.

by rofljen July 30, 2008

boom toasted

Similar to boom roasted, only much more insanely awesome and impressive. Can be only be used to describe a diss or burn that was given with such power and finesse that it reached a whole new level of raw awesomeness. If awesome and chuck norris had a baby, it would be boom toasted.

Rebecca: Shut up and do your work.

Scott: Do you like my scratch art?

Rebecca: I've seen better.

Scott: Boom toasted! Blythe™!

by scotty <(") July 5, 2011

Toasters

Insert bread, dispenses toast.

Camren: Chase put toast in the toasters.
Brenden: Why the fuck would he do that? You put bread in a toaster?!

by unknown413235 January 3, 2010

french toasted

To be french toasted is when you put egg whites, maple syrup and cinnamon in someones ass crack and have anal sex with them slapping them with bread.

"So the other night after getting my haircut I went home and got french toasted!"

by thefrenchtoast October 16, 2009

Toasted

- The state one gets into when they've done the drug Marijuana.
- Commonly called stoned, baked, burnt, blazed

1. Sammy and Carla walked into math class, red eyed and smelling like shit. They were totally toasted.

2. "Yo man, I'm so toasted now."

by Michelleabelle February 14, 2009

Bang Toasted

a word that is said after a diss. Use it instead of boom roasted.

I'm gonna stomp you down to the ground BANG TOASTED

by latinbored February 10, 2010

Toastergina

The opening slots of a toaster where the food is put in to be toasted.

"Ugh we need a new toaster, damn toastergina made my toast so fucking hard"

by HarrietParksRosaTubman August 5, 2017