Toastergina
Toastergina by HarrietParksRosaTubman August 5, 2017
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Toastervana
Tostervana (Toster-Nirvana) is the moment when one creates and the devours the perfect piece of toast. The toast must reach the perfect balance of crispiness and golden brown. Eating this toast has a good chance to send one into an orgasmic state of comatose during which the culinary gods will appear to them in a dream and hand them a certificate of accomplishment. Tosatervana can only be achieved once in a lifetime and very few have ever reached this state.
Toastervana by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015
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toastergoat
The cross breed between a Toaster and a Goat. This is what happens when a toaster takes a goat back to its apartment and gets it too high and gives it too many margaritas. The baby is obvisouly called a Toastergoat. The toastergoat is generally known to like getting really high and enjoy drinking too much tequila. Coincidence?
Julie: "Woah dude did see how much f*****g weed toastergoat smoked yesterday? Toastergoat looked like he/she couldn't even comprehend anything we were saying!"
Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."
Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."
toastergoat by Yvonne Bradrick March 3, 2017
Toastering
Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually
You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.
Toastering by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011
Despacito Toasterino
Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath
Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.
Despacito Toasterino by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019