Toastergina

The opening slots of a toaster where the food is put in to be toasted.

"Ugh we need a new toaster, damn toastergina made my toast so fucking hard"

by HarrietParksRosaTubman August 5, 2017

Toastervana

Tostervana (Toster-Nirvana) is the moment when one creates and the devours the perfect piece of toast. The toast must reach the perfect balance of crispiness and golden brown. Eating this toast has a good chance to send one into an orgasmic state of comatose during which the culinary gods will appear to them in a dream and hand them a certificate of accomplishment. Tosatervana can only be achieved once in a lifetime and very few have ever reached this state.

"Man that bagel looks like its been toasted to perfection. It may have achieved Toastervana."

by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015

toastergoat

The cross breed between a Toaster and a Goat. This is what happens when a toaster takes a goat back to its apartment and gets it too high and gives it too many margaritas. The baby is obvisouly called a Toastergoat. The toastergoat is generally known to like getting really high and enjoy drinking too much tequila. Coincidence?

Julie: "Woah dude did see how much f*****g weed toastergoat smoked yesterday? Toastergoat looked like he/she couldn't even comprehend anything we were saying!"

Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."

by Yvonne Bradrick March 3, 2017

Toastering

Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually

You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.

by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011

Despacito Toasterino

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath

Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.

by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019

toasteritarian

One who worships the toaster

She is a toasteritarian

by Kei October 17, 2003

toastedginger0

One fine ass mf with 3 legs but only walks on 2🤤

Guy 1 : Bro have you seen @toastedginger0's meat reveal?
Guy 2 : No, what did it look like?
Guy 1: It was humongous!

by urguykai May 3, 2022