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Wife Tax

Its a funny way to say that your wife gets a cut of any unexpected financial gain. Like if you hit a lottery or win a big bet the wife gets her share.
Yeah bro I was in Vegas and won $500 playing craps but after the Wife Tax of 40% I only got to keep $300.
by Ral_phie September 15, 2021
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Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.
"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."
by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014
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tae's wife

kim taehyung's wife, jaren, friend of eillee, sofia, and angelina.
STRANGER: "OMG, R U TAE'S WIFE???"
jaren: "YESSIRRRRRRRRRRR"
by tae's wife January 20, 2021
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ex wife

The bitch who doesn't work because she sucks every penny you earn out of your wallet for child support. She usually never lets you see the kids, but that's fine, if you take her to court, she'll falsely accuse you of sexual abuse.
This just shows how society is willing to jump to conclusions and ruin someone's life just because of what one person said about them. Your ex wife usually does this.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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clout wife

A girl that is stunning and beautiful and knows how to dress usually Yung Ezekiel has three of these
by ItzLit man January 29, 2018
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Bonus wife

A married woman who conducts herself as a wife another married man that’s not her husband.
Shes only allowed to date married men because shes a better bonus wife then a girlfriend
by Kinkster.org September 25, 2015
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wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend
I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring
by mytts69 January 27, 2010
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