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East Timor Flag

The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.

Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?

Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 8, 2021
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Angelina & Timothy

They are just meant to be
Two people loving each other in a really good way
Angelina & Timothy are just meant to be
by Someone82828 March 2, 2021
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www.timothee.com

She has an account on TikTok and her videos are so fucking amazing. I love her edits, she is literally so funny. If you are mutuals with her, you BETTER be grateful. HER CONTENT IS THE BEST. I will say this again, she is amazing and I love her :)
www.timothee.com is my favorite mutual.
by Ellohellobello June 27, 2021
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Jhewey Timothy

He is the most sweet and clingy person you've ever met. He's like a moon that can light up your darkness world. He's one of a kind because of his God- fearing personality;he is not a typical boy you know. He will be there for you in your lowest point of life. He easily gets jealous but still chooses to understand the situation. His voice makes you calm,just like you're hearing the sounds of ocean waves. He is funny and handsome! His heart-shaped lips and black thick eyebrows are his assets. Being with him can be a safety zone of your life. He does not do punches like others boys do but he will protect you at all cost. He treasures you more than anything. If you are his girlfriend,you are damn lucky. He will not do anything that can hurt you and your opinions matter. He is a not a type a guy who gaves you flowers ,chocolates, expensive gifts ,etc. But he can give you assurance,faithfulness,consistency,and love.
"Who's Jhewey Timothy?"
"The boy can make girls fall in love with him in a seconds!"
by shang.28 March 29, 2022
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dirty timoleon

A dirty timoleon is when you dont shampoo your hair for a month and ask your significant other to wash it as sensually as they can. Dirty timoleons often occur with long term couples, but some people prefer to walk in public with greasy hair hoping someone gives them a dirty timoleon.
"Hey honey it's been a month since I've taken a shower"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
by Itwasntme491 April 7, 2022
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Isaac Timothy Lloyd

Green at 3’s in basketball. Sticky hands. Cannot do math. Best joke maker in the entire universe.
Isaac Timothy Lloyd is draining threes tonight in the court
by IsaacLloyd033 May 16, 2022
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Himothy Timothy the 3rd

A person who is inequivocally the most badass mf around, no denying it, not even you.
Chad 1: Yo bro, did you see that guy hit a kickflip nollie with his Tek-Dek?
Chad 2: Hell yea bro! He's a MFN Himothy Timothy the 3rd fo sho :3
by Psyki_T August 2, 2024
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