Fooling the fool

Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
-random thing I found on a post-it

Shrek: I'm emo and guess what?
Sometimes you have to fool the fool who thinks he's fooling you but you fool him into thinking you are fooling him into thinking he fooled you because you are not fooling him and he is.
See? I'm so deep. I'm fooling the fool.

by oiwedoeurh February 6, 2023

Fools Gold Digger

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.

Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!

by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023

Fool

There's a difference between being made to look like one or looking like one and being one.

A fool doesn't want anybody to know there's a difference between looking like a fool or people thinking you're a fool and being a fool. A fool says they don't care what anybody thinks of them, and people that say that care more desperately than anyone else what people think of them (as all people care what people think of them). A fool thinks everyone around him/her is weaker than him/her (or sometimes just one or a few people, that way the fool can manipulate everyone else to turn against this/these enemy(ies)).

by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

Bobo the fool

When you tell yo momma an lie and she look at you like she confused

1. Do I look like bobo the fool to you?
2. Bitch you must think im bobo the motherfucking fool

by Whoknockingatmyfuckingdoor February 1, 2023

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

Boo boo the fool

Rasheeda

Don’t be like boo boo the fool and have a man cheat on you and have a baby on side then tell you they talking about the baby.

by Princessinty June 10, 2019

Boo Boo The Fool

Used when someone has done something, and feels foolish afterwards.

Girl, I bought this bottle because I thought I was gonna drink 2L a day, but the bottle is too dai gao and yoke shuin; I am boo boo the fool.

by babyper January 21, 2022