cc surprise

When someone with a concealed carry permit pulls out their piece on you unexpectedly.

Joe: So I hear you are going PC / Liberal lately with all this Happy Holiday stuff instead of Merry Christmas. Pretty soon you will be doing some of that Kumbaya shit with the Bern.

Caryn: Oh yea? How PC does this look Jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).

Joe: Damn girl! You didn't have to do the CC surprise on me. Go back to your Fox news watching.

by Your Eminence March 27, 2016

Bone Surprise

When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.

Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...

by Jack Monkey Balls February 20, 2010

The spooky Surprise

When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost “

They weren’t ready for the spooky surprise, it was a true shock.

by GaydolfStiffler July 1, 2022

alex surprise

When you have a third leg, but your grandpa only finds out from your Facebook picture. Looks like a midget is hibernating between your legs.

Becky needed a wheelchair after experiencing the Alex surprise.

by Theredbullet May 25, 2017

Surprise Sisters

When two friends randomly text each other or shout “Surprise” at any moment.

“Hey Morgan, guess what?”
“What is it?”
“SURPRISE!”
“Yassss Surprise Sisters!”

by All The Tea Sis January 27, 2019

surprise farty

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.

My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.

by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

Glizzy Surprise

A giant man gapes your anus while sliding a glizzy into your once tight hole.

Yo domanic did jaquarius give that glizzy Surprise last night?

Yeah man my ass is so lose it got stuck up there for a minute that shit was scary but damn it made a nice snack.

by Creamed.Glizzy October 17, 2020