MTV (Music Television)

A television station without music, and is the home of gay-ass reality TV shows.

"Hey guys, wanna watch some reality TV shows?"
"Ya sure thing dude"
"Cool bro, turn it on MTV"
"Lambda Phi Alpha Rules!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003

telebrain

Connection between two brains. Similiar to mind reading. People just say\think the same. Usualy happening surprisingly and without announcement.
Research in progress.

11:39:05coolio: what a nice ******!!
11:39:08maannn: nice )"!***!
11:39:20coolio: telebrain ;D

by poopcat August 4, 2005

televitch

what you call a person that has the remote and is rappidly flipping through the freaking channels without stoping ever when your trying to watch TV

person uno:*walks in picks up the remote* *flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip-----*

person dos:*walks in sits down and starts watching the TV*
"what the fuck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!"

by paz33 September 28, 2007

Telefukkies

late night teletubbies. favorite characters of Bunny from Retarded Animal Babies. Their "Antenna" bear a close resemblance to dildoes, in a variety of malformations.

I made costumes of all my favorite tv characters! Hooray for the Telefukkies!

by aka_Pyro May 7, 2007

telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths

Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *

by Linguistian July 25, 2008

telebrity

a celebrity that became famous only thanks to a television appearance. usually after a such show is over, these telebrities are forgotten.

- You'll never believe me this.. I met Josh today.
- What Josh?
- The one from last year's Big Brother.
- Oh, another telebrity.

by himynameismarek March 29, 2009

telenudist

Someone who likes to be naked while on the phone

I rang my friend and said 'What are you wearing?'. 'A smile' she said. She's such a telenudist!

by mobri April 1, 2009