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"Toorak Tractor" is the name given to any of the glitzed up chrome-ridden "soccer mom/mum" SUVs often seen driving around Toorak; one of the more well to do suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. From BMW X5s and Land Rovers to Volkswagen Touraegs and Porsche Cayennes, some of them have the raw ability to navigate mountain passes and some of them don't. The point is that for anyone who lives in Toorak, venturing out into the countryside in their glorified tractor is the furthest thing from their minds.
There goes that rich bastard in his Toorak Tractor, the smug prick.
by Van February 3, 2005
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Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo

Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).

Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.
B: ?!@#$%^&*()
C: wafflemayos!
D: what's an intarweb?
by Van August 10, 2004
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When a guy tucks his balls up in the front rather than the back producing a camel-toe... or a moose knuckle otherwise referred to as a "buck" knuckle being that a BUCK is a male.
"Holy shat... he tucks his balls up in the front... looks like a camel-toe" ..."No dude, that is a buck-knuckle.."
by Van March 4, 2005
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yo lets go bun this khat pon da river and bun sum weed pon de banks
by Van July 15, 2003
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a funny way that VAN laughs
eueheueheueheueh. That was funny - Van
by Van June 29, 2003
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Shortened word to describe the loving union between Clark Kent and Lex Luthor.
That clex scene was full of loving gazes and flirty smiles. Those two love each other so.
by Van December 20, 2003
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