22 definitions by Van
by Van August 31, 2003
Someone southern, with a body larger than that of a normal sized person, and a brain smaller than even the average person on any given school bus that is shorter than that of a normal sized school bus.
(Nobody smart has ever been called a hoss, it is not a compliment).
(Nobody smart has ever been called a hoss, it is not a compliment).
by Van November 21, 2003
Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"
rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo
Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).
Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.
rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo
Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).
Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.
by Van August 10, 2004
"Toorak Tractor" is the name given to any of the glitzed up chrome-ridden "soccer mom/mum" SUVs often seen driving around Toorak; one of the more well to do suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. From BMW X5s and Land Rovers to Volkswagen Touraegs and Porsche Cayennes, some of them have the raw ability to navigate mountain passes and some of them don't. The point is that for anyone who lives in Toorak, venturing out into the countryside in their glorified tractor is the furthest thing from their minds.
by Van February 3, 2005