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flosser

those, who think they are all heavy, like tony montana, but rather they floss their ass with a shoe lace.
that hairy chested man is a "flosser"

that flosser over there, really likes to suck balls

he thinks he's though, but he's just a flosser
by Van April 16, 2005
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Toorak Tractor

"Toorak Tractor" is the name given to any of the glitzed up chrome-ridden "soccer mom/mum" SUVs often seen driving around Toorak; one of the more well to do suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. From BMW X5s and Land Rovers to Volkswagen Touraegs and Porsche Cayennes, some of them have the raw ability to navigate mountain passes and some of them don't. The point is that for anyone who lives in Toorak, venturing out into the countryside in their glorified tractor is the furthest thing from their minds.
There goes that rich bastard in his Toorak Tractor, the smug prick.
by Van February 3, 2005
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MTV (Music Television)

A television station without music, and is the home of gay-ass reality TV shows.
"Hey guys, wanna watch some reality TV shows?"
"Ya sure thing dude"
"Cool bro, turn it on MTV"
"Lambda Phi Alpha Rules!!!"
by Van November 20, 2003
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skode

n. A teenage skate/surf urchin that populates local boardwalks and beach areas and thinks he is a gangster. Easily identified by sk8er garb, ugly tats, piercings, bad teeth and ever present can of cheap malt liquor. Originally used by a group of young naval officers in early 90s pacific beach to describe the local surf ghetto punks.
Hey dude, let's go down to pleasure point and grab a breakfast burrito and watch the "parade of skodes"
by Van July 21, 2004
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Wafflemelio.charz

A fan page of famous Tik tok star and dancer Charli Grace D’amelio! Spreads positivity on Tik tok and makes sure you know your beautiful, according to her account she is a edit and question fan page! She has over 70 followers 1,233 views on her hashtag #wafflemeliocharz but that’s not all her views in total as she forgets her hashtag sometimes.
Defined wafflemelio.charz
by Van October 12, 2021
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fucketifuck

someone who is fucked up in the head or does crazy shit and is a crazy mofo.
This dude was soo fucketifucked that he went to the mental institution.
by Van July 4, 2004
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comparde

by VAN June 19, 2003
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