Van's definitions

skode

n. A teenage skate/surf urchin that populates local boardwalks and beach areas and thinks he is a gangster. Easily identified by sk8er garb, ugly tats, piercings, bad teeth and ever present can of cheap malt liquor. Originally used by a group of young naval officers in early 90s pacific beach to describe the local surf ghetto punks.

Hey dude, let's go down to pleasure point and grab a breakfast burrito and watch the "parade of skodes"

by Van July 21, 2004

Buck knuckle

When a guy tucks his balls up in the front rather than the back producing a camel-toe... or a moose knuckle otherwise referred to as a "buck" knuckle being that a BUCK is a male.

"Holy shat... he tucks his balls up in the front... looks like a camel-toe" ..."No dude, that is a buck-knuckle.."

by Van March 4, 2005

MTV (Music Television)

A television station without music, and is the home of gay-ass reality TV shows.

"Hey guys, wanna watch some reality TV shows?"
"Ya sure thing dude"
"Cool bro, turn it on MTV"
"Lambda Phi Alpha Rules!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003

Toorak Tractor

"Toorak Tractor" is the name given to any of the glitzed up chrome-ridden "soccer mom/mum" SUVs often seen driving around Toorak; one of the more well to do suburbs of Melbourne, Australia. From BMW X5s and Land Rovers to Volkswagen Touraegs and Porsche Cayennes, some of them have the raw ability to navigate mountain passes and some of them don't. The point is that for anyone who lives in Toorak, venturing out into the countryside in their glorified tractor is the furthest thing from their minds.

There goes that rich bastard in his Toorak Tractor, the smug prick.

by Van February 3, 2005

Chirags

The name for more than one Chirag (usually 4).

Here comes Chirags.

by Van August 19, 2003

wig

kid with lots of hair

Yo Wig!!!!!

by VAN June 19, 2003

Hoss

Someone southern, with a body larger than that of a normal sized person, and a brain smaller than even the average person on any given school bus that is shorter than that of a normal sized school bus.

(Nobody smart has ever been called a hoss, it is not a compliment).

Strong Mad @ www.homestarrunner.com is the perfect hoss.

"Raawr!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003