table trash

Sluts found at pool halls. Asks you to teach her to play pool so you can bend her over the table. Constantly strokes the pool stick mimicking a bad handjob.

The pool table is surrounded by table trash.

by Hafnerd August 16, 2019

table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.

Hey pal, who is your table mate today?

by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019

Table Cloth

A meddievil torcher device for brutaly wacking bad boys or girls on the bum bum

BENDOVER it's time for Table Cloth

by C_B6969 October 17, 2019

tablewithkeys

Tablewithkeys is a tiktoker with over 900 followers and currently has 4096 likes.

I sure do hope tablewithkeys uploads today.

by skulltrooper October 29, 2019

Tablue

A sudden cry or remark expressing surprise, intense emotion, or pain. Typically used by IT professionals when encountering the cockwomblry of pseudo-tech influencers peddling ill-conceived or inaccurate recommendations to laggards based on zero requirements capture.

"Tablue! How can these muppets still think that data visualisation is application integration"
"Tablue! Who is going to support this nonsense?"
"This whole time I have been mispronoucing my industry leading product!!! Tablue!"

by Tech_Facepalm November 13, 2019

table

an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom

you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Tabletude

The often poor attitude a child has when you let them know they have to put their tablet away.

Don’t pull that tabletude on me, put your tablet away and brush your teeth.

by Shinehead January 2, 2020