top squad

A group of white faggots that think they are better then everyone else. Such groups are shamed and scolded upon and usually made fun of.

Person 1: "Those kids sitting over there are in top squad."
Person 2: "wow they are in top squad? they must be a bunch of faggots."

by realtearms December 1, 2016

top fart

A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants

I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.

by Gimme12steps March 31, 2017

Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry

I made top ramen yesterday

by That one stranger June 11, 2017

Top Tier Simp

Mordecai

Mordecai killed his best friend for a girl who didn’t like him back that’s a top tier simp.

by theslimjim2021 April 10, 2020

Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008

Top deck

v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

Top Notch

Fucking Great!! :P

All the food we had at Thanksgiving Dinner was top notch.

by Miss Maverick July 25, 2010