Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

The Spooksters

A group of Washington, D.C. based persons, who are avid users of the schedule I controlled substance LSD (Lysergic Acid Dyethylamide)

Spooksters also use other substances such as MDMA, Oxycodone, Adderall, Vyvance, Xanax, Marijuana, 25I-NBOMe, Psilocybin (Mushrooms) at their own discretion and personal preference.

U ain’t one of The Spooksters if u never dropped acid.

Spooksters stay be coppin spooky paper.

by Spookster A February 28, 2018

The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

General Spookage

a spooky mans does you a frighten, but you can't quite place your feelings.

OH SHITS A SPOOKY MANS I'M FEELING SOME MAJOR GENERAL SPOOKAGE

by DTH901 June 5, 2020

Gook Spook

COVID-19 aka Coronavirus

2020 was ruined by the great gook spook!

by Gamecock Girl116 September 9, 2020

The Spoon Method

The act of taking a spoon while your on your period and scraping the inner lining of your uterus out, therefore mitigating the length of the mensturation cycle.

-"babe im on my period"
-"just use the spoon method"

by _.kirb._ December 30, 2020

danger spoon

A much better term for a spork

I had to use a danger spoon to eat my Beans and rice from Popeyes

by turbo1125 December 18, 2022