the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

alaskan banana split redunk

When you take a shit in a condom and make it into a ball and freeze it. Then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

What do you want for your birthday?
An Alaskan banana split redunk!!!

by redunker January 14, 2019

Hawaiian Banana Split

2 scoops of female that are sharing a Hawaiian man. Usually plain and vanilla but can spice things up by using whipped cream. Bonus points if there is a cherry on top. If they are REALLY kinky, they might add hot fudge as well.

Jennifer and Ashley seem to be enjoying Kahuna's Hawaiian Banana Split

by Crowdraven87 June 23, 2019

Seven Ten Split

The act of cumming on a girls chest, and hitting both nipples with splotches of cum.

Girl: Cum on my tits.
Ty from Dude Perfect: Its time for the seven ten split!

by PonchezTheSexSlave January 3, 2020

Where the Lord split her

The snatch

“Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”

by Redbaron January 28, 2020

Double Caramel Banana Split with Extra Cream

Tied up, gagged, blind folded, nipples tweaked, forced to orgasm until squirting, and then double penetrated fucked to orgasm again

While I was sleeping, my husband pleasantly woke me with a Double Caramel Banana Split with extra cream.

by Pleasure Princess November 8, 2021

Mega Max Banana Split

When you cum so good and hard that you scream out in great mind numbing anguish and pleasure while ejecting brogurt at the consistency of mushy bananas and/or melted vanilla ice cream.

"holy fuck that girl just made me mega max banana split all over the carpet."

by jelloman423 January 27, 2022