Splash and Dash

When you really have to take a poop but you don't have anytime to go to the bathroom. Examples: (When you have to go to work, When you're getting chased by the cops and you really have to drop a load.)

Jim: I was late for work the other day and I had to Splash and Dash!
Tim: Same here!

by ItAliAna FaMilIa, 1929 December 6, 2012

big splash

A big (and chances are... ugly) fat guy who would probably cause a huge wake if he jumped into the pool. Started in oakville ontario.

girl: "eww that guy is such a big splash"

by SMLS girls December 16, 2005

spish

canned fish.

He ate spish

by moo March 24, 2003

Splash n dash

A term used to discribe either

1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off

Brb just gunna have a splash n dash

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 27, 2011

Splush

The state of a hamster after you pet it and it relaxes

I petted my hamster for two minutes and now it is splushy

by Sevo92 June 2, 2017

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to engage in sploshing.

Jennifer: Sploshing that includes sitting on my birthday cake is something I would consider doing on my upcoming b-day.

by DonnyDDD October 16, 2010

Splashy

the act of having a small drizzle of piss fall out right after you tuck your penis back in place after you've taken a piss. this happens to the best of us...

oh fuck, not another splashy...

by KnoboDy December 26, 2007