Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

free speed

A pair of sunglasses worn while playing crew that immediately grants the user increased speed on the water with no extra effort applied.

You don’t stand a chance now that I’ve got my new free speed

by Meccc June 2, 2018

Eminem Speed

The act of spitting a rhyme at a ridiculous speed.

guy 1: Dude, did you see Brandon Lamar's remix of 6'7'?

guy2: yeah, he has Eminem speed

by JustaKid13 February 19, 2011

break neck speed

to move quickly

accomplished rapidly and without delay

yo! po po's were chasing some bre - that tyrone was running at break neck speed!

by Dchohan December 26, 2007

I am speed

when your mom goes to check your history

Mom: " Can I see your phone?"
Me: I am speed

by BUBBLE butt176 February 28, 2020

Two Second Speed Up

When a guido approaches slowly in his tricked out Honda Civic, speeds up for the 2 seconds it takes to pass you in order to look sweet, then immediately slows down again.

Two Second Speed Up

by CPD2011 May 11, 2011

Ghandi Speed

slow connection to your internet to the point that you lag you miss out on a whole conversation and sometimes lose your inner peace

Damn your computer is movin at Ghandi Speed!

by T-MO myspace.com/tmosolclique October 4, 2008