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2 seaters

by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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Salted Caramel

The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.
Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?

Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.

Jon: Ew.
by dollapingaz May 26, 2015
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Salted nut roll

A roll consisting of salt and nuts, normally more nuts and less salt. Made famous by it's picture on westcoaster.net
Mech Daddy: Hey man are you going to eat that salted nut roll?

Paul: No dude it's all yours.

Joe: I want half.
by S bomb March 30, 2009
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skateboarder

awesome people who skateboard for the fun of it not just to look cool
the male skaters are often known to look extremely hot and have long hair.
only 1 in 7 skaters will listen to rap *ever* if your skateboard is from k mart and not from an actual skate store
then it sucks balls.
1)every girl at mayport middle wants to go out with Bobby Allen he's the hottest skater at mayport middle.
2)got trucked by a group of skateboarders when she tried to skate their spot on a spongebob board.
by bobby allen luvr January 20, 2005
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Skateboarding

Well, A long time ago... Cavemen found that if they make wheels and put them on the bottom of a piece of wood, It can be used as a mode of transportation. Later generations took this Idea, and put it to extremes. Making the tails of the wood, or "board", Curve up, This generated 'pop'. and with this pop, the board could successfully leave the ground and return while your feet stay on it. And so skateboarding became what It is today. Generally misguided to only be ridden by punks and outcasts, There are actually alot of good, decent people that ride boards. And to this day, they'll fight to keep the name of skateboarding on a clean slate.
"skate or die dudes! Skateboarding is so rad, that if you dont do it, I'll never be your friend! Becuase im a close-minded asshole like that! BOOM bitches!"
by Trav-miester July 2, 2005
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satelites

yikes fat Mary has 5 satelites

howd that fat bitch get all those satelites did some one actually fuck her
by snowowl February 14, 2006
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Ice Skate

When at a party you flood the toilet so the room fills with water and then crank the A/C down as low as it will go. This procedure is best pulled when everyone else is asleep to get as much ice on the floor as possible.
We were at the Lambda party and they kicked us out so we ice skated that bitch.
by J Chris September 11, 2009
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