by Salomien October 22, 2019
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simon is so sexy man
by johnshs September 28, 2021
Get the simon mug.A stereotypical lad with huge balls and an amazing family shame though that hes deaf so you wont get too much of a conversation with him. his youngest son is an absolute fitty with massive but amazing tits. anyways Simon has amazing skills in the bed 10/10 trust me and will have sex with you till you cant walk. love you Simon
by big boy676 December 19, 2019
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fake homies tryna get sum: did you here Simon doest brush his teeth
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
the shorties: OMG he's so nasty we don't want him, he thought we were feeling him, he's a munch
by Simon dirty asf October 3, 2022
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Get the Simone land mug.Simon is the best person you can ever have in your life. He is kind, funny and the most beautiful guy I have ever seen. When he loses in LoL, he can be a lil bit violent and rude, but he is actually really lovely when you meet him in person. Please, if you meet him, take advantage of it, you will never find any other guy like him.
by Franceskah November 23, 2021
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