Sebastian

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All

Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You

by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021

Sebastian

An amazing human being with the kindness of 10 organ donors, his chivalry is unmatched, the poor guy peaked in middle school and was unable to complete his lifelong achievement of dunking. May his 6’1 height forever rest in piece.

Sebastian is a Parallel universe believing, marvel loving, big Austrian daddy of a person

by MyGuyMarshall December 14, 2021

sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

Sebastian

Likes big beautiful men. Rods out and sucks the tip of their rods.

Sebastian loves beautiful black rods

by anonymous December 24, 2021

Sebastian

The HOTTEST demon to EVER exist in the Black Butler franchise. You will love him for how fucking HOT and SEXY he is. Thank you.

Person: oMg LiKe SeBaStIaN iS sO uGlY.

Me: Oh my I didn't know we had a blind ass modern Helen Keller!

by Charlie.The.Weird.One January 5, 2022

sebastiansaeps

sebastiansaeps is a great editor on tik tok. I love her so much. Her name is Annie and she's my wife. She makes AMAZING edits and i'm so proud how far she went. If you read this Ans i love you so damn much.

sebastiansaeps i love you forever

by Marina Barnes February 9, 2022

sebastiqn

It usually describes big mega chads with big D's

sebastiqn's are very cool

by Sebastiqn February 25, 2022