Soap scrubbing

The act of beating your meat with a bar of soap, shoving some up your anus, beating your meat with it again, then rubbing the soap on your face.

Christian took a bar of soap and started soap scrubbing in the shower

by Xylophone lover. June 12, 2025

Phone scrimping

When your partner feels a need to go on they’re phone as soon as you leave the room either to play clash Royale or go on YouTube and death scroll.

I left to get a snack and came back in he was phone scrimping

by Angrygothgirl August 19, 2025

Cheeks are Screaming

individual is wearing pants so tight that it looks like the one butt cheek is fighting the other butt cheek for air; the pants are formed by the butt (typically tight shorts or leggings);

That girl's cheeks are screaming. The one butt cheek is fighting the other for air!

by 1Martini April 24, 2019

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021

Heart is screaming

You either have anxiety or have a crush on someone

Hey, you are kinda cute! Sorry if I'm awkward my heart is screaming right now.

It's all good, I like you!

by RoseOfDeath May 5, 2022

Saturday Night Scrumpin’

When we get scrumpy on a Saturday. Particularly in the evening.

Yo dude, you down to go Saturday night scrumpin’!?

Of course, I love getting scrumpy on a Saturday!

by Scrumper May 17, 2022

Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.

" Why do I hear screaming? "

by VixenSynth_ February 19, 2023