screaming squirrel

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.

There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.

by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

screwgled

To be screwed over by information made publicly available through a search engine.

“My wife caught me leaving a strip club on Google Street View, I got screwgled!”

by John Olmstead August 4, 2007

Screwdo

The hairdo you get from having sex.

Hun, you can't leave the house like that! First fix your screwdo!

by piningforthefjords February 17, 2017

Life Screwed

The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.

Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.

by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010

chinese screwdriver

When a man is doing a handstand above the prostitute. The prostitute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man's asshole while the the man spins on a platform.

"Yo, I was in China for business and I got the sickest Chinese Screwdriver. I can taste the noodles."

by Mom Poon Monsoon October 3, 2013

food screwed

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.

Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.

by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019

Shrek Screwdriver

A type of alcoholic drink, containing equal parts UV Blue vodka and OJ.
The mix of the blue vodka and orangy-yellow OJ makes a wonderful Shrek Green.
Hope you enjoy

Guy "Hey you want a Shrek Screwdriver?"
Other guy "Wouldn't have it any other way!"

by Beginner Brocheter April 6, 2022