pissing down

raining so much it seems as if an enormous elephant is pissing down on top of you

it was pissing down so much that i decided to stay at home

by afallengod May 27, 2009

Fanny Piss

When a man sits down on toilet while urinating .

That was the best fanny piss ever , i was way too lazy to stand

by keysersoze1988 May 30, 2010

piss and miss

to delibrately miss the toilet when taking a piss

Person 1: wheres keller

Person 2: he said he had to take a piss

Person 3: ill check

Person 3: Kellers not here and the floor is wet he pulled a piss and miss

by IanAKAmoroN December 18, 2012

Piss Hatch

The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.

"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Thick piss

Another word for diarrhea.

I pushed to hard with that thick piss and got wicked splash back

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

piss weak

Something poorly made so it breaks easily, a person with absolutely no strength or courage, or a beverage lacking in flavour.

1.Don't buy those one-dollar screwdrivers again, they are piss weak and bend like nobody's business.

2.I was going to go around to Headly's house and kick his ass but the guy is so piss weak he'll probaby shit his pants and then there's no way I'm touching him.

3.This beer is like fizzy water, piss weak in fact.

by Papaver December 13, 2008

piss-orientated

Becoming lost or confused as a result of alcohol

Where are we? I'm so piss-orientated

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007