Shithook

One who craps in their pants and gets hosed off in the back yard by their father

Jason is a shithook.

by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025

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Shithook

A name coined by a deeply disappointed father after realizing his middle child has again sat and played video games and Turtle-headed his white underwear.

Said father pulls his middle child care to the backyard and hoses his bare bottom with the dad coining the phrase “I’m not raisin’ no shithook” as the older child watches from inside at the spectacle before them.

That boy Jason is a shithook, he’s been on the computer all day again.

by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025

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Shitheedra

Feminine version of a shitheed -word for a woman who is a total shithead.

She was being such a shitheedra at the party. She drank all the beer.

by anonymous June 16, 2025

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shithackery

The dark art of getting broken code or a terrible design to “work” through sheer force of desperation, duct tape, and questionable morals.
Usually involves global variables, setTimeout “fixes,” or ten layers of !important.
Common side effects include technical debt, shame, and a future you silently curse.

This isn’t refactored yet, but I made it work with some shithackery

by mr mr mr mr mr mr mr mr October 9, 2025

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Shithead

Pronounced: Sha-Feed

The phrase "Shit Head" but without the space making both the T & H silent as per expected pronunciation.

Can be used to comical affect during a conversation to describe someone or a pet. Can also be pluralised: Shitheads

My dog Benji was being a right Shithead yesterday.

The current government are a bunch of Fucking Shitheads.

by Neosid December 2, 2025

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