the shitterbug

(noun) the awkward dance you do in front of the toilet in a public restroom because you’re trying to set up TP on the toilet seat but it keeps autoflushing and sucking everything in, so you try to set up as quickly as possible while maintaining your presence in front of the sensor

Max: You know when a public restroom has a toilet with an autoflush sensor and you're trying to set up a toilet paper buffer on the seat before you sit down and it keeps autoflushing and sucking all your paper into the toilet before you finish setting up, so you do that awkward move where you're trying to keep your body in front of the sensor while moving as fast as possible to get set up before the autoflush buzzer? I fucking hate that. I wish there was a word for that stupid little dance instead of having to explain the whole thing every time.

Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.

Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!

Tim: Yeah.

Max: You’re a pun god.

by Maxwell Dope January 13, 2014

half-shitted grin

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)

Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.

by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014

Space Shittle

(Verb) when you shit a little in space

The astronauts were so scared by the aliens that they had a space shittle

by KoalaDramaFTW July 15, 2016

testicle shitting penguin rapist

Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)

man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

dry shitting

When your sitting on the toilet pushing and pushing and nothing comes out..

I think they buffed their shit with baby laxatives I've been sittind here all night dry shitting i wonder if thats what kegals feel like

by Nicka spur min cider January 20, 2018

Cunt Shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
Cuntshitter

Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!

by Huthost December 22, 2018

Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.

Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018