Eggy shart

When a persons poo stinks of rotten egg. This is vile activity and people who do this need to pattern up. It usually gives u putrid sting ring

“Freya done a huge eggy shart in Sydney’s toilet, and it stunk of egg”

by Aimee Syd and her boy January 2, 2022

Shart

A creamy, scrumptious, steaming hot puddle of butt gravy that seeps out of your tight pulsating hole when you finally let that sweet smelling gas out of its prison.

Oh please give me that good good shart, that soft serve, that splatter and spunk. Cover my toilet seat in that shart why don’t ya.

by Magic cucumber December 14, 2021

Shart

Sharting occurs when faeces exit the anus as a result of an atomic fart. It is often unintentional and is most common in cases of explosive diarrhoea.

Friend A: Omg what is that stench
Friend B: Sorry. I think I sharted. I have to go.

by shartlooty January 30, 2024

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Shart

conjunctive of shit fart

an expulsion of air containing fecal

“i just sh’arted”
“oh is that a conjunctive of shit farted?”
“bro i just sharted. i shit my self.”

by loubey and liv February 9, 2022

shart

shart

It's not a shit, it's not
a fart, it's just a shart.

by xkiperz June 18, 2023

Shart Board

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019