A fictional disease which causes you to get tired at abnormally early hours during social situations when you have no reason to be tired. Therefore, the only explanation of your tiredness is that you must of contacted some kind of virus, most likely a STD, which causes drowsiness.
Brad: "Joe, wake up man. It's only 1 am and you're sitting there looking like you're about to fall asleep."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."
by WatchingPaintDry August 23, 2010
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When a large black man comes up behind you and strangles you with the pocket giraffe he calls a dick.
This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.
This usually happens at the least opportune time, such as balancing your check book or reading a story to children.
Father: And Hansel and gretel lived happily ev-BWAWHGAWHGHG!
Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!
Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!
Humongous black man: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BITCH! YOU GONNA DIE!
Onlooker: Now THAT'S an african sleeper hold if I've ever seen o-BAWAHWGAHWG!
by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
Get the African sleeper hold mug.The act of texting while asleep. Usually occurs when you're drunk or when drunk and emotional friends text you in the middle of the night. There is no recollection of the texting in the morning.
Chick: I know I was drunk, but I can't believe what you said in your text to me last night!
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??
by TPitts September 25, 2008
Get the sleep texting mug.noun: When one experiences eratic sleep, consising of a series of short naps instead of a long block of sleep. Named after Leonardo Da Vinci, who supposedly slept in such a manner.
by Pepsi X-Treme August 11, 2005
Get the da vinci sleep mug.Driving a motor vehicle with the seat reclined all the way back so that the driver's head is difficult to see in the car.
Tito: Yo man, there ain't nobody driving that car over there...
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!
Rashad: Yes there is fool, he be sleep driving!
by Static1432 September 22, 2009
Get the Sleep Driving mug.The woman pushes in on the prostate (from the taint region) while performing oral sex until the man ejaculates. The man then eats a handful of Twizzlers and passes out.
Liz and I were going at it last night, then she put me in the sleeper hold and I didn't wake up until noon.
by Sarge Ent March 29, 2010
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