Salad Fingers

A series of cartoons on the internet. You guys already know the factual information, so here's my perspective on it.

Salad Fingers is a man who lives in a small shack in the middle of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. He is severely mentally ill, possibly as a result of his isolation. It is evident how long he has been alone by his reaction to a little girl speaking to him- he becomes psychotic and frightened. It is clear he hasn't heard anyone speak in a long time.

Although Salad Fingers does not seem to wish to cause people harm, he has accidentally cooked someone and has a mysterious room full of meat on meathooks the origin of which is not explained.

I find salad fingers to be sad, just because it's hard to think about what everyday life is like for very disturbed people.

I don't know why, but I like salad fingers.

by thecityexists April 17, 2009

Hot Salad

To give a rim job to somebody who has just taken a shit.

Don't tell nobody, but I just gave that girl a hot salad in the back of her car bro!

by mmmhmgirl September 4, 2016

Gas Station Salad

The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.

I took Barbara out for a nice seafood dinner, and all I ended up with was a gas station salad.

by Jesty25 April 12, 2015

tossing a caesar salad

Same as tossing a salad, only with "Caesar dressing" (semen) pooled in the anus as it is being licked.

I ejaculated into my partner's anus, then licked all around the anus as the semen spilled out. This is known as tossing a Caesar salad.

by bottlecap September 25, 2005

tossing someone's salad

When a person licks his or her partners butthole.

Baby, hurry up home and take a shower real quick because I will be tossing someone's salad for dinner ;)

by Brax Shin February 19, 2014

Salad Tossing

The art of licking someones arsehole. Otherwise known as Rimming.

Baby, tonight im gonna toss your salad.
or
I had my salad tossed last night.
or
Do you fancy some salad tossing?

by I.P Milk May 17, 2006

beat salad

An extension of beat, its another, more extreme way of discussing the unattractivenes of a woman.

Best used when extending the pronounciation of the second 'a' in 'salad'.

She might have a dope body, but that girl's face is beat salad.

by friarsams May 2, 2005