Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021

pulled a rubi

Always being late and then laughing about it.

“She literally pulled a rubi today…. She needs to work on it”

by raveba November 08, 2021

ruby and jett

best and most sexiest couple ever

“have you seen ruby and jett”
“yeah they are like the sexiest couple ever”
“so jealous”

by yapppa December 11, 2023

rubies and pearls

When you have sex with a girl on her period, pull out, then tit fuck her and bust.

Shes a champion,she even let me do a rubies and pearls.

by Jabyl Burns November 08, 2020

Ruby Rosed it up

Another way of saying "you really fucked it up this time."

You Ruby Rosed it up this time.

by Wilkinstein October 22, 2019

Ruby Bickerton

All started from misfits now I cant imagine a world with out I swear to god one day i am going to marry the hell out off you and make soo many great memories. I want you to be my valentines every year and grow old with you and have it be like just yesterday we started dating then remember all the things we've done and realise how far we came. I cant imagine my life with out you, you honestly the person in this world that makes me feel good about myself and happy so thank you. I promise I never ever wnat to lose you no matter what and ill keep my word to that. One day you'll wake up with breakfast in bed because ill be living with you and I cant wait for that day to be living with you and have a full zoo going on inside our house off cute animals such as onion and itll be great. One day i promise. Happy valentines day you dummy i love you Ruby Leigh Bernadette Marie Frost.

I am going to change you in one way and thats with calling you Ruby Bickerton and not Ruby Frost

by Sjhd February 12, 2022

Ruby martin

Tall loving kind lady/girl who never says no to somethink good has green or Brown eyes has a lot of friends cousin name jack or shrek

Ruby martin i love you

by Hdhxb April 29, 2020