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Release the Kraken

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.
Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.
by BWitched January 8, 2022
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reflexmath

something we all used to do in school
you really are bored huh

get off the computer

i sadly have reflexmath this year
person 1: i have reflexmath this year again
person 2: i feel bad
by emo baddie February 4, 2022
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ralexa

“Ralexa.” The meaning of this word is the name of a unknown Greek God that was hidden amongst the clouds during Medusas time.
Ralexa hides behind clouds without anyone noticing.
by Harmonyyy! December 9, 2021
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Relaxing

just chillin/ vibin. Not having a worry about anything in life.
Person 1: Yo dude wanna go watch the game tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah bruhv. Relaxing
Person 1: Ahhh sheee all g

Person 2: Relaxing bro

Person 1: Yo dude this solana NFT is gonna drop. What if we miss it?
Person 2: Relaxing bro
by The Relaxing King December 29, 2021
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reextinction

when you revive a species from extinction, and then exterminate the species
John: did you here after Jurassic world 5 the military reextincted the dinosaurs.
sarah: no reextinction happens after the 6th movie!
by basedape March 2, 2022
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Rele bogile x Noura

Rele bogile is a man that sleeps with noura
by Fatboiii March 4, 2022
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released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
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