Rectal clap

When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.

I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.

by FigaroFrank August 1, 2017

rectal ecstasy

When someone penetrates your rectal area and you are ecstatic.

The ecstasy you feel when you get booty busted.

You love it in the ass so much you are in ecstasy.

Damn, when I went down to that new bar, the Bull and Mouth, I stayed there all night because they played the Rectal Ecstasy game.

by RebDav September 17, 2017

rectal hole

A nice way to say bum hole.

He is acting like such a rectal hole.

by rw( December 16, 2017

Rectalingus

The practice of sticking one's tongue deep inside the rectum and absorbing the flavors of the rectal walls.

"My wife tingled with pleasure as I employed the act of rectalingus, slavering her bumbular insides with my capacious tongue."

by Loggus September 28, 2018

Rectal Speedboat

A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine

Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat

I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat

by Siege of Society December 13, 2018

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.

“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”

by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019

Rectaldufilitis

Medical terminology for having your head up your ass. Used to belittle others. Btw it was used about a century ago, lets bring it back

I think Daves got rectaldufilitis, the fuckin moron.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019