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Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'
by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017
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boneless raisins

A pussy that has not been fucked
I want to find a good boneless raisins around here.
by Jeffmooncricket August 7, 2017
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to raisin

When one feels so uncomfortable in a situation that they begin to crinkle up, similar to that of a grape transforming into a raisin.
"Bro, when I saw Jessica yesterday after sleeping with her best friend, I felt so awkward that I started to raisin"

"I fell down a whole flight of stairs, and I felt so embarrassed that I crinkled up into a raisin right then and there"
by chirp_577 December 6, 2017
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praisin raisin

Praisin’ Raisins are a form of fake currency that students at Hunt elementary receive for good behavior and strong academic work. This form of currency can be redeemed for prizes that are housed in a glass case that is on display in the cafeteria and have a point value. The higher the point value, the better the prize and the more Praisin’ Raisins students have to save up. Back in the day, Praisin’ Raisins were a colorful sheet of paper (usually green or pink) that had a picture of a dancing raisin on it. As noted in the photograph above, the current Praisin’ Raisin has been stripped of these features. Despite the change in design, the purpose remains the same. Students are given an opportunity to turn their good behavior and actions into a prize. For students from low-income surroundings, these toys provide a special opportunity to receive a reward for hard work without having to spend any money on it. The glass case of prizes motivates students to work hard and try to acquire the toy that they want the most before another student is able to get it. This form of positive reinforcement encourages students to do their best.
“You did a great job today Moochie! You get a praisin raisin! “
by Papito and Moochie May 3, 2018
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two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child
Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
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Online raiding

When 1 or more person is online and is being raided thus online raiding
we were online raiding æ (a clan) and failed miserably because they had 10 players online
by ætone December 26, 2018
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Devil raisin

A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.
Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.
by Guiy Fartinghouse December 29, 2018
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