peen in the veen

short for "penis in the vagina"

Parson 1: How does sex work
Person 2: Peen in the veen

by mystikspiralx January 4, 2026

sweet peen

an expression for something that is really cool.

sweet peen! thanks for giving me a ride man.

by [BxC] February 1, 2006

Brain peenitration

The annoying psychological intrusion of trying to admire or fantasise over a hottie - yet you know her boyfriend and so cant stop thinking that his man bits are regularly over her - thus peenitrating into your day dream!

*Damn she's hot dude! imagine getting...........

- yeh but you know she goes out with Hulio...

*Aww what, not him... brain peenitration!!!!!!! yuk.

by horse fight May 4, 2010

F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

Stealth Peen

In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.

Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.

by Zyrexia February 19, 2015

Tactical peen

A secret organization bound by the strategic use of the peen in a chilvarous and honorable fashion.

I was initiated into the honorary tactical peen by preforming various acts of strategery while in NOLA.

by NOLApeening January 9, 2017

Chunky peen

A slightly odd shaped, chunky penis

Christopher Columbus, is so pristine when he keeps his chunky peen clean

by weenypeenylol November 28, 2017