H-B Woodlawn Program

HB Woodlawn in Arlington Virginia is possibly the worst school in the country. Yes, some random old people that came to a bunch of different schools said they were good, but what do they know? I dont care what they tell you, but THEY ARE HIPPIES. drug addicts? yes. alcoholics? yes. whores? yes. The saddest part about HB is that every time they have a problem, which, being messed up hippies, occur all the time, they feel they have to blame their problems on people from Yorktown. Why? because they're jealous, dirty, shitheads. Yorktown is not only richer and just generally a better school, but they are also better then HB kids at everything except making idiots of themselves. The fact that HB losers have to blame their problems on Patriots just proves their moral instability and insecurity about their actions and personal life.


for the light readers: HB is gay

n- HB Woodlawn can suck a negro D

adj- What an HB Woodlawn thing to do

v- go HB Woodlawn, you whore

by tim March 31, 2005

Progressive grammar

rogressive grammar consists of the following:
Using Tahoma, Century Gothic, or Arial as your font instead of Times New Roman.
Using the ampersand '&' instead of typing the word 'and'.
Using numbers as numbers & not spelling them out as words, ex. instead of typing the word 'three' you type the character '3'.
Using the percent symbol '%' instead of typing out the word 'percent'.

This type of grammar fits pretty much every definition of progressive. It saves time & resources & it's easier to read than traditional grammar.

But society is against progressive grammar because it's considered to be incorrect & most people grew up being forced to use traditional grammar. College professors are the strongest opponents of progressive grammar. They would much rather have a stupid asshole in their class that uses traditional grammar than a genius that is progressive with their grammar.

Progressive grammar saves time & money.

Why cant society start using progressive grammar?
That would make everything shorter & nicer looking.

by SlashinatorX October 27, 2011

Pre-program that boot to delicious

1. a statement refering to using high tech equipment, which enables members of foriegn political parties the ability to program booty's to delicious. Thus making those booty's edible by young male travelers.

2. ramblings of madmen

1. "Fuckin Australia here we come!......they better pre-program that boot to delicious"

by Seany MC November 10, 2006

cunt programmer

A nerd and or dork that is eating out cunt for the first time.

Man: What did you do last night?
Nerd: I was a cunt programmer.

by Maximillina Daniel July 7, 2009

No Struggle, No Progress

The Best user name on MSN ever lol its my user name!!! lol

MSN Sucks lol

by James "Mr X" Smith February 29, 2004

Progressive Christian

A person who makes stuff up using faith just like evangelicals, but by appropriating humanist values and then proceeds to give all the credit to Jesus. Progressive Christians like to talk about deconstruction to help distance themselves from evangelicals, but they're also known for being deconstruction gatekeepers at the same time. They'll say deconstruction is okay as long as you keep your faith in Jesus by the end of your journey.

"Some of y'all have deconstructed so much that you're rejoicing when someone tosses his faith away. Not here for that." - Progressive Christian

by apostatethought July 30, 2021

witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010