Alt Prison

AKA, Alternative Prison
A place (usually a party) filled with Jeff Buckley and Mazzy Star heads to feel superior for their “super niche” music taste. Smells like weed and cigarettes. Self-proclaimed broke people with piercings wearing Heaven by Marc Jacobs. Everyone’s favorite movie is Gummo.

“how was the art gallery show in Silverlake last night?”

“It was literally alt prison”

by DeanBluntsGF March 12, 2025

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Prison Break

A meal that prison inmates make out of noodles and random items they get from comminsary. Mostly food that doesnt gave to be cool on stove or oven. Microwave only. Commonly made with ramen noodles, canned tuna or chicken, ranch, pepperoni, summer sausage, pickles, and any other items you want. Sometimes put into a flour tortilla.

I'm going to make a prison break for dinner.

by KimHawkey November 14, 2020

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prison bacon wing

Brodie: I'll soon be in jail for being an online fact checked pedo

prison bacon wing kiddy fiddler

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

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Prison fit

When someone is fit, but also looks like they're in prison.

Often sporting the skinhead, tattoo and tracksuit look

Isn't that guy from prison break fit?

Yeah, but like prison fit

by Berelaj January 16, 2017

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Prison Pillow

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My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.

by L. Hutz September 18, 2025

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Feminists vs Prison gangs

The feminist dyke plan to insult the prisoners turn them in wimpy faggots. The feminists bragged about the glorious result.

The dyke feminists lectured the prison population about how all men are evil. The prison guards let the prison gangs to pass the feminists around to improve their prison morale.The feminists screamed for hours while the guards laughed. Feminists vs Prison gangs

by queensburykid March 17, 2025

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