prison laptop

By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.

I got a prison laptop on eBay.

Nice! Shall we crack it together tonight?

by sarbathory February 25, 2024

Prison Firework

Is when four in a cell hold down one man and the fifth guy slowly edges him with the tip of his ass until he explodes.

"HOLD HIM DOWN, I'm gonna start a PRISON FIREWORK"

by ConCoonery March 28, 2023

invisible prison cell

The six-foot radius meant to prevent coronavirus transmission.

He felt it as portable solitary confinement, like carrying around an invisible prison cell.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020

prison

It's like school, but you can't leave

whoops, I accidentally threw a Molotov through the window of a Seven-Eleven, guess I gotta go to prison now.

by EmptyHuskOfHumanity September 9, 2021

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Prison fit

When someone is fit, but also looks like they're in prison.

Often sporting the skinhead, tattoo and tracksuit look

Isn't that guy from prison break fit?

Yeah, but like prison fit

by Berelaj January 16, 2017

prison woods

A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse

Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”

by Stinky leg January 25, 2020