A term used by Online Gamers always targeted at oneself meaning: 'To be premature', usually referring to premature ejaculation. Most often used in the game World of Warcraft
Rogue: "It's a premade."
Translation: "I feel so confident in our winning that I just came in my pants."
Translation: "I feel so confident in our winning that I just came in my pants."
by Xenubuster October 12, 2008
Get the Premade mug.The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.
It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.
It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.
Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!
*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*
Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!
Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!
*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*
Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!
Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!
by matthejew September 27, 2009
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by John May 19, 2004
Get the Perma-Ripe mug.A state of extended or permanent burnout due to excessive weed smoking.
Distant cousin of permatrip, synonym of burnt out
Distant cousin of permatrip, synonym of burnt out
a: "You notice Jake lately? He seems a little slower than usual"
b: "Smokes way too much, man. He's in a perpetual state of permaderp."
b: "Smokes way too much, man. He's in a perpetual state of permaderp."
by Mingy Jongo February 5, 2010
Get the Permaderp mug.A focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work. Related to premature optimisation and premature ejaculation.
by Ricky Clarkson April 5, 2006
Get the premature ejacoptimisation mug.A younger breed of pikey. Tragically, they think that they only way they can fit in and be accepted is if they dress like a complete idiot, aka a pikey. They are beginning to grow in population, particularly in the Bromley area.
by Mary November 25, 2003
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